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Shutup woman, and get on my horse.
Thanks for not bleeding every month. You’re the best. Sincerely, A Man
I hate the word crush. It makes me feel like a...
Me: Just making sure you didn’t forget me. :D Crush: How can I forget you? ;D *smile*
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Always wear a condom
And I’m going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry...– Bobbi Markowitz (played by Bette Midler in “The Stepford Wives” 2004)