December 2010
Amazing Horse →
Shutup woman, and get on my horse.
Dear Genitals,
Thanks for not bleeding every month. You’re the best.
Sincerely,
A Man
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I hate the word crush. It makes me feel like a...
Me: Just making sure you didn’t forget me. :D
Crush: How can I forget you? ;D
*smile*
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(via xoxo-vomit-girl, mrgolightly)
Always wear a condom
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And I’m going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry...
– Bobbi Markowitz (played by Bette Midler in “The Stepford Wives” 2004)